Unique and fun novelty gifts!

Candy Posing Pouch


The candy necklace of your childhood gets an erotic upgrade with this super-sweet and super-sexy Candy Lingerie. Slip it on and let a lucky someone eat it off! Yummy!

One Size Fits Most.

Cat Lady Action Figure


This 5-1/4" tall hard vinyl Crazy Cat Lady Action Figure has a wild look in her eye and comes with six cats.

Coq Au Vin Wine Stopper


The stopper is made of food grade silicone rubber; squeezes to fit any bottle to make an airtight seal. Add an absurd little bird to your bottle and your dinner guests will surely have something to squawk about.

Dammit Doll


For those days when nothing goes right and you just want to hit the wall, take solace in a Dammit Doll - a friend you can slam, whack, pull and squeeze while yelling your favorite obscenities. Attached poem reads: "Whenever things don't go so well, And you want to hit the wall and yell, Here's a little Dammit doll, That you can't do without. Just grasp it firmly by the legs And find a place to slam it. And as you whack the stuffing out Yell "Dammit! Dammit! Dammit!"
Patterns Vary.

Dube Tube Flasks


Includes 5 smell proof fake tampons to smuggle booze or any other party substance of your choice! Reusable and easy to hide! Each tampon holds one shot of booze/liquid. Funny and functional!

Fake Tampon Flasks


The untouchable! Guys wont even look at a tampon, much less handle it at security! Includes 5 booze tubes with caps and wrappers. Smuggle your booze!