The stuff you just can't do without! Mustache mints, talking key chains, mustache doormats . . . fart books, bitch books. The LOFT has your brown humor novelty items . . . and fuchsia, puce and violet humor items as well!

Big Head Squirrel Feeder


Makes squirrels look like they have giant heads Perfect for birdwatchers or anyone else who thinks squirrels need a bit of humiliation.
5.5" x 8"

Bigfoot Research Kit


Bigfoot Research Kit contains items that easily double (maybe triple!) your chances of finding Bigfoot. Comes in a 7" x 5" x 1-1/2" (17.8 cm x 12.7 cm x 3.8 cm) decorated cardboard box that contains stickers, a membership card, evidence flags, informational booklet, field journal, a magnifier and scat bags.

Cat Lady Action Figure


This 5-1/4" tall hard vinyl Crazy Cat Lady Action Figure has a wild look in her eye and comes with six cats.

Coq Au Vin Wine Stopper


The stopper is made of food grade silicone rubber; squeezes to fit any bottle to make an airtight seal. Add an absurd little bird to your bottle and your dinner guests will surely have something to squawk about.

Dammit Doll


For those days when nothing goes right and you just want to hit the wall, take solace in a Dammit Doll - a friend you can slam, whack, pull and squeeze while yelling your favorite obscenities. Attached poem reads: "Whenever things don't go so well, And you want to hit the wall and yell, Here's a little Dammit doll, That you can't do without. Just grasp it firmly by the legs And find a place to slam it. And as you whack the stuffing out Yell "Dammit! Dammit! Dammit!"
Patterns Vary.

Dube Tube Flasks


Includes 5 smell proof fake tampons to smuggle booze or any other party substance of your choice! Reusable and easy to hide! Each tampon holds one shot of booze/liquid. Funny and functional!