• Welcome to our online shop!

    SUMMER IS HERE!!! Stop in and check out our awesome new merchandise! We have tons of fun and funky home goods, as well as hilarious novelty gifts! We also have a new selection of locally made t-shirts and tanks. Don't forget to check out our downstairs area!

    Read more
  • Welcome to our online shop!

    SUMMER IS HERE!!! Stop in and check out our awesome new merchandise! We have tons of fun and funky home goods, as well as hilarious novelty gifts! We also have a new selection of locally made t-shirts and tanks. Don't forget to check out our downstairs area!

    Read more
  • Welcome to our online shop!

    SUMMER IS HERE!!! Stop in and check out our awesome new merchandise! We have tons of fun and funky home goods, as well as hilarious novelty gifts! We also have a new selection of locally made t-shirts and tanks. Don't forget to check out our downstairs area!

    Read more
  • Welcome to our online shop!

    SUMMER IS HERE!!! Stop in and check out our awesome new merchandise! We have tons of fun and funky home goods, as well as hilarious novelty gifts! We also have a new selection of locally made t-shirts and tanks. Don't forget to check out our downstairs area!

    Read more

Featured Goodies

Win a Fight with a Liberal

$10.99

How to Win a Fight With a Liberal is the ultimate survival guide to arguing politics, filled with all the cunning strategies, damning facts, and merciless ridicule conservatives need to give their liberal "friends, neighbors and countrymen" the verbal smackdown of a lifetime. Get ready to lampoon the left with the help of this irreverent yet practical guide, which features snappy retorts and punishing punch lines to help you taunt those hopeless tax-and-spenders and mindless Obama lovers.

Win a Fight with a Conserv.

$10.99

How to Win a Fight With a Conservative is the ultimate survival guide to arguing politics, filled with all the cunning strategies, damning facts, and merciless ridicule liberals need to lay the smackdown on right-wing blowhards everywhere. Get ready to fight the right with laughter thanks to this irreverent yet practical guide, which features winning comebacks to conservative nonsense and devastating jabs at Mitt Romney, Tea Partiers, and GOP clowns from Michele Bachmann to Sarah Palin.

Aspen Bay Volcano

$26.99

Tropical fruits, sugared oranges, lemons, and limes, redolent with lightly exotic mountain greens. Capri Blue fragrances blend exotic essential and frangrance oils for a unique olfactory experience! Stunning mouth blown cobalt blue glass containers perfectly accent this collection of unique and highly complicated spa scents. Made in the USA. Burn Time 85+ hours

North Carolina Hat

$24.99

Show off your North Carolina pride with this awesome, adjustable hat.

Welcome to The LOFT

We've got good juju! Voted Asheville NC's Best gift shop so many times we made the Best of Hall of Fame. 
 
The L.O.F.T. Is a unique shop in Asheville, NC. We feature reasonably priced high end urban street chic apparel, housewares, antiques, local art and jewelry, funky to fine furniture, fun kid stuff, bath products, candles, vintage whatnots, inspirational miscellany, and laugh out loud adult items . . .
 
Come on in online we're always open!  Or visit in person, the doors are almost always open.